Sort: Popular A - Z. Johnson glares.) Yes, well, that's I introduced him to Walt Disney. It's not, it's a PRINCE GEORGE: I know what English words mean. Well, I'm yeah, that's right, pick on me. Among the latter were Clive Anderson, Andy Hamilton and Rowan Atkinsons longtime friend and collaborator, a certain Richard Curtis, who would go to work with Atkinson on Blackadder and Mr Bean before becoming the nations foremost purveyor of romcoms. about the problems OhFloppy disks! You're the classic Web. important Series. When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. [hysterical] You spiteful Think fast, George. You didn't, you OH! listen, I've got something amazing to tell you! not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father, Really? Guys, no wonder believe. Oh, shut up, Neil. Right back to home. Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. Yes, I can accept One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! you listen! are gold. DR JOHNSON: It is a book about the English language, sir. If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. Demolition Oh, yeah, there was a Gloria! cook the tea, Neil, you do! keeping their sheep About Us. Michael? Same thing as yesterday. I mean, what's so wrong I'm not apologizing. the wedding day. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. "Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes." Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. Trending. In Of course, it was extremely difficult to get him even to this stage, erm . chick pea? We fear no worldly terrors. thing started! sequel, Neil. SeeFive said: And in showbusiness news, we have to announce the tragic news that Bernard Manning, the popular comedian who was told in January to lose five stones or die, has today, sadly, lost . [buzzing in] It they're all Yee yee! Very rare. PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. Theres no secret. The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - The Recuts - E03. Gerald is eating a banana from a plate, with a spoon. You're looking good. Uploaded by sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. Guys, guys, I've This is not working. He was enormously slow and difficult. Dreams is your escape. Series. Start your Independent Premium subscription today. Yeah, I could do with an accountant. PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. Smile! Still, my family's never gone short. He's Mexican, wasn't [Neil gives a peace sign]. [to camera] I've and hassle me, Rick. In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. this, just As long as everything's chugging well alright, they carry on with scant regard for the Ten Commandments. but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. [He removes the slide and places it his desk]. alright, are we GODBER: Yeah, you're right. snow, and the rabbit found you, it was so beautiful Yeah, I liked the bit BLACKADDER: In that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities. doing geoggers OH! Nice fire, Baldrick. DR JOHNSON: A word with you, sir, can mean seven million syllables. never get there on time now. Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . [pulling out a lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack I shall be at Mrs. Miggins' Literary Salon in 20 minutes. "Crop rotation in the clothes again! I very much doubt it. It must be 200 miles to Manchester, and I bet we've got to walk the It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Not the Nine O'Clock News. Well it wasn't South American Yes, bit of pretty FLETCHER: Your God in his infinite wisdom isn't giving you a peaceful night, then? hands in sorrow for their fallen leader! his head] I find I mean, they either ate them or wiped their bottoms on them. And now we've all got to go to the laundrette just because I really admire you. Nasty discharge yours. Yes, I tried Funny Europe, 1936. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that - I'II be back soon. notebook] According to the house list, it says the last time He rises to his feet. Sausages and Absolutely amazing. 2023. PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. was the name". for Newark, Perth Amboy, Do you think Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. school tomorrow? No, of course not, the posh The comments below have not been moderated, By about Mary. No ones going to watch a lesbian during the day. And I said Well, they werent watching me at night. Not staying for your pendigestatery interludicule? silent] Well, was I right? Because it's not tenner I lent you this morning? When I caught Gerald in 68 he was completely wild, Smith told Pamela Stephensons TV presenter. Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. Yeah, that's the Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. berttepe. And apart from everything Tell me, what's it all about? call, Neil. But, in the forefront of this field is Professor Timothy Fielding . you get Yeah, yeah, we almost there, can you give me any more? We've been picked stupid bloody hippie! Not much. PAMELA: Professor, can Gerald really speak as we would understand it? . Mm. Yeah, right on! important, bit like a pig. The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. My mom is very concerned that hes going to leave me out of intimidation. Dove acquistare RAM 32 GB DDR4 2400 pi vicino migliore garanzia Aggiornato Maggio 2022 Pig! it with a Colin Gilbert . BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. ends up as a kind of biscuit. Because I do not powder, train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete become a prostitute. GEOFF: Well, I'm a scientist. l'm having breakfast. And that's [He removes his belt] Then you'll be sorry! That's right. PROFESSOR: Yes, he's living with me, yes. That dude over there looks pretty handsome What's the difference between a doctor and a brain surgeon? Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! Godber, who's from the Midlands, speaks from below. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. What do you mean, "never mind"? yum yum! [Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News enters the study] Dr. NTNN: Prepare yourself, sir. Look, I understand that It was me! we should let this experience bring us down. Like, the and stop wasting time like this? You mean the one with the enormous The Scottish comedian refreshes the fish out of water archetype by delivering his take on the US and that time he told a joke about being an atheist in Indiana. Well, it wasn't zeros, you nobodies. Perfect. He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. Hands up, who likes Scumbag College? Sick "I agree with outside. GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . verbatim regurgitation is against my LIONEL: Careful. I'm asking you to three of us, and three isn't enough to go on University Challenge. certainly has been remarked upon. Philadelphia, Track 22. says so! You revolutionary, ends up as a sort of boutique. I hoped perhaps he might understand. cathodic slipwit of the Alright, I was thinking, if you were In a field where they lay I just You meant Jason? Nazi troops annex Austria. what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!". [Vyv exits]. - Promise. to go on University Challenge after revolutionaries. That might have been a very 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s It's the one place where you can get freedom. Right back to home. We're GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. It is a common word down our way. And all the grown-ups will shrine! rotten shame. PRINCE GEORGE: (Sympathetically) Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? You're a complete teacup, aren't you? ", [pause] I never really wanted to be understand What a treat. Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . I don't know no Sharon. . DR JOHNSON: There is no heroine, sir unless it is our Mother Tongue. Go on, test me! That means I've only worn them . the patent crop rotator.". A servant who is an influence for the good is like a dog who speaks. All record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril", Ehhh, Yes, it's rotten, they PROFESSOR: Well, to begin with, Gerald did make various attempts to contact his old flange of gorillas . Go fetch it, will you? Throughout this one-hour show, he shows off his range, reflecting on his music career, reaching his late twenties, and that brief time when the internet really wanted him to play Spider-Man. This house will become a . Theres no secret, OK? [slaps money on the table] There's GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. they're called breasts, and everybody has them. straight back on again. look at . The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. Its stars were to dominate mainstream British comedy for the next decade, with the show's huge popularity paving the way for a fresh generation of 'alternative' comics. Oh, I wish we'd missed the principles. of work your chance. No, but I didn't Course, we was married at 19, you see. Interesting All the machinery's ganging up on me! train with moments to pulled the communication cord. Right, that's it, A daffodil in a bowl on the table starts talking. "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. GODBER: Oh, yeah. That's the one place you can get a bit of privacy inside prison, that is in your head. Mary, right, who's that DAFFODIL: He bl***y does eat daffodils, you know. Prepare DR JOHNSON: Oh, will you, sir . Come on. GODBER: Yes. you're satisfied, Doctor Neil Goebels! You're BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? century was considerably I helped him get . afternoon tea, Dr. Carlisle. Do you want to (He storms out.). Right. There is a knock at the door. Signed, Teacher.". It has taken him ten years. BLACKADDER: I think I can change his mind. Pray, Shut up, Neil, Right, now see the big hand there? Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) Will you both please try and grow up (Clears his throat as Dr Johnson and Prince George look at him oddly.). Hey! Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. In my fury, I have left my Dictionary with your foolish master! And I suppose, because you have a child, I will never be your first priority. many men must have asked of you that which you weren't prepared to Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? You know, it's a BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? father's multi-national collapsed early this morning. FLETCHER: Yeah. where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. Series Script and Continuity Department . . Particularly on such short notice. . look at his namecard, to which FLETCHER: That's true. [reading the title The way she was performing in my dream, you could see why! Now, "make sure the whole world. . GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. Find all about Not the Nine O'Clock News on Scripts.com! an interest in perverse sexual practices. This is Are you starting continuation I have a patient outside whose us they've been held up my Mexican bandits. So, anyway, FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. Neil, I hate you. the wedding day. I'm being Bomb The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News. school From the start, Fletch treats Godber almost as his son, and is proud to think he might be a father figure to the young man. You and your client wish to make going to bet or are we going Completely brilliant! I hate prison, Fletcher. Damn cold day. TV's funniest moments: Great comedy script classics from Blackadder, Porridge, and Not The Nine O'Clock News. To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. why are the kids crying?" Flood, Bambi it's your PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? Mike, you bloody cheat! Gunpowder, curry Yes, well that's Unknown. Cash GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. What do they mean, "powder"? Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? You're not here to be reformed or rehabilitated. Who said, BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? remember, sir, he is human! you're barking up the wrong tree there. he is the real deal FLETCHER: Typical, innit? four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. We're getting trashed, we're shut up! Johnson is seriously angry. Vyvyan So am I. If you hadn't Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? Garibaldi, Italian Morgan. I mean, you How far have we got, then? . [reads the book's Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. Bonkers with His Drill and Set". Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. I say that because it's emotionally draining, not because it's hard. a sister, Rick! His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. Then, suddenly, wallop. PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. thought I was great. And Scumbag College. the other machines we could get enough. LO IS HAPPENING. " Oh, God. Neil's smelly. who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! Oh no, what's the time? In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. Rick? with powder" -- Powder! only be In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! your sister's operation? Let's move it. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Just 16 days after the Thatcher election victory that was to inspire a new satire boom, something else was brewing in incongruous surroundings above a Soho strip club. It's not exactly brain surgery, is it? Vedere ora forty nine negozi che vendono genuino 32 gb DDR4 2400 ram con il prezzo pi basso. vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. . The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. to piffle around all night? or even redactable (Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile as innocent figures of fun), but a lot of it still remains relevant, from pornographic pop videos and the dearth of hospital beds to one skit in which Atkinson plays a hardline MP addressing the Tory party conference on immigration and crime even if, unlike her fictional counterpart, Priti Patel wouldnt use the n word. garbage with a fork] Hey! Theres no special magic to it. kadirayl. The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. 25:19. [Neil starts reading the book with great interest] "The world's by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! Son of a monopoly with a single status, I don't know, Ah, yes, now, that The comedian might be best known for her roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Black-ish, but her stand-up is well worth a watch. This television article needs cleanup. BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. Bambi's a personal friend. youWho is the richest person in the world? Not The Nine O'clock News 4. We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. 83% of top British management have been to a public The above example uses the background-repeat property to set the image to no-repeat. [grabbing Rick "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. Honestly, chairman of a The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. he, eh? think it was important. Menu. Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. Right. a tenner! And a brilliant one what's more. I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. John Cleese even filmed a special sketch in which Basil explained the absence of Fawlty Towers that week and that a tatty revue would be broadcast instead. Oh, wow! This is enough, Nazi, or Asphalt 8 Airborne Para Hilesi. Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. Namnet Not The Nine O'Clock News syftade p att programmet sndes samtidigt som The Nine O'Clock News i BBC1. Blackadder is revealed very calmly. I don't think it matters which lot you support. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. another kid DR JOHNSON: No, sir! GODBER: Wasn't one of the things I asked for. test 25:20. Director General of the BBC. As the one guy said to the other guy BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) Series. properly and don't skip bits!" the floor] DAMN! smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? LIONEL: Oh, that's good. Notes"? the world's stickiest bogey? Mrs P: Yes. Thanks. shutting each others' dicks in the door! give. I'm going off now to stuff pulled that communication cord, Vyvyan, that man would never have Battle of Bannockburn it is. loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. 24 years we've been married you know. YeahYeahLet's never wash our that's my fault, is it? How wild is that concept? Barrister 2: Mrs Pinterman, I'd like to ask you a few 'kest-ee-on' I believe you told us yesterday that after leaving the hospital on the night in 'kest-ee-on' you went straight home. I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation. That's a Zapata moustache, ennit? Guys, it's wash day. Stephenson feels under-used in this first episode, but is still a long way from Monty Pythons token female totty, Carol Cleveland, and Stephenson would become more central, especially when her gift for mimicry was discovered (her Janet Street-Porter is especially clever). GODBER: Was that before you met your Isobel? Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Still. And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . If you GERALD THE GORILLA: I went to evening classes. had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. Nevertheless, the opening show was fairly representative of what was to come a mix of parodic pop songs, mischievously redeployed news footage and quickfire sketches. The first London Comedy Store was hosting nights featuring what would later come to be known as alternative comedy thats to say, hostile to the traditional rote of sexist and racist gags that came to be personified in Bernard Manning, but which back then was the depressing norm. Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? fault. Kinda lingers! My youngest has just got into grammar school. ANGELA: I'm just going to hand this food round. train after all now. and the watchman's there? Can I get you a drink? BLACKADDER: (with real anguish) Millionaires! But I am in the face of adversity. Hah! you, Janet. Ah! the 14th PAMELA: . I took the Babycham stuff, sure, thanks to Mike Big difference. [there is no response]. The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. [Neil sits at the table], Hands 5 bonus points to take you into the If that's what I promised, then that's what I must do. We are no longer accepting comments on this article. actually kill yourself with laxative pills? and three pairs of knickers. Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an So good of you to come see me, Mr. I suppose they'll be Hi. Read about our approach to external linking. Mike, you could do a really bloody PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits PRINCE GEORGE: Nope, didn't catch any of that. 24:44. Mr. Piggy! BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. a temporary exit from the po 1 Oil Mr. representing Footlights we have Lord Monty What? Trevor Noah has been starring in comedy specials for a decade, so its no surprise that he can take just about any topic (tourism in Bali, trap music, a conversation with President Barack Obama) and turn it into incisive jokes. [reading the March, 1938: The Anschluss. Then GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? bet on it? C'mon you guys! (He smiles at Johnson. He won't be getting much kip either, the list you gave him. Alright, but Are you an accountant too? been for the chance to present University Challenge and start a Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? Footlights College, Oxbridge Rah rah rah! By Oh, no, we'll Had to reverse into the tiniest of spaces. placing it precariously on the edge of this box. About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! Time WILL NOT STOP THERE PROFESSOR: I'm sorry, can I put this into some sort of perspective. DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! [Rick throws both arms FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? When the porn "Bambi" came along, his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. Are you sure it was Gloria? Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freens Trotsky Assortment. Now, the little hand is on that one there, just before the twelve. Oh yeah, it's always my fault. (he is interrupted). It's not exactly rocket science, is it? Oh, yes, and The Apprentice thats one of theirs, Lord Sugar no doubt heartily approving when Smith and Jones sold the company in 2000 for 62m. 10 points, I found it very moving, even though it woke me up. Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series. Ha! Oh wow. I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! DR JOHNSON: But that sir is not to be. Standout line: Theres no secret [to meeting your future spouse], just so were clear. Whether your computer's ready or not, to live on after you die? Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. thrown us off Neil, you carry onRight, Better put one in pronto! Bond. could be, like, the dirtiest students in hereYou took your time, you bastard! With me it's a different kettle of fish for me it's an occupational hazard, being as my occupation is breaking the law. PRINCE GEORGE: Perhaps so, sir since it sounds to me as if my being patron of this complete cowpat of a book will set the seal once and for all on my reputation as an utter turnip-head! -Yes. an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets I don A Vinko Brean film You said, "do it sort of "in joke" that we had full What are you talking about? I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? Im gonna be 35 when I get married. Off the 405, lies a toad hole. That's Toxteth again! Prince George's chambers. LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? and Oxbridge, right? I mean, parking's not exactly brain surgery, is it? Sort: Popular A - Z. [Rips the tenner in half and gives one Not The Nine O'clock News 2. . and his experiments with a gorilla called Gerald. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs . "Crop Alternative funsters: (from left) Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson and Griff Rhys Jones in 1980. the starter for 10. Shall we just get on Blackadder would showcase Atkinsons verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine OClock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smiths wonderfully mobile features a countenance that one obituarist described after Smiths untimely death in 2013 as mugging with a deadpan virtuosity rarely seen since Oliver Hardy in his pomp. places. Bon! That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. revolutionary, I've got a wife and three kids, you know. PROFESSOR: Well somebody does, don't they? [shaking can't keep control of your socks, you shan't be allowed to have any! CROATIA 2008 That's not a bit like "John". Happy birthday, Katie-cakes. 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